Mirror Mirror on the Wall

We have a large mirror on the wall right beside our dining table. My seating position is such that the mirror is parallel to my line of sight. This evening I have sit at my wife's seat on the dining table to help B3 with his science homework. I am facing directly into the mirror. I am so dark! My face is literally burnt. My upper chest is quite dark and colour lighten downward. Yes, I am bare bodied at home. I look at the image staring back at me. It is terrible! Dark, overweight and not so good looking. I am no longer the handsome young man...sigh...